Friday, December 17, 2010

Apne chehre se

Apne chehre se rusvai ka error to hatao,aey apne dil ka password to batao

abhi abhi to pyar ka pc kiya hai chalu apne dil ki hard disk par aur kitni files daalun

vo to hum hain jo apki chahat apne dil mein rakhte hain varna aap jaise software to baajar main aise hi bikte hain

roz raat aap mere sapno main aate ho mere pyar ka mouse apni ungliyono par nachate ho

aur karvaoge humse kitna intezar hamare dil ki site par bhi kabhi to enter maaro yaar

apni insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga jaaneman tere baap ko ctrl+alt+del kar doonga

aap jaison ke liye to hum dil ko cut kiya karte hain varna baaki cases mein to copy paste kiya karte hain

aapka hansna apka chalna aapka vo style aapki adaaon ki humne save karli file.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Positive Attitude

More than 100 years ago, author Robert Louis Stevenson offered the following tips for maintaining a positive attitude. They still apply today.

* Make up your mind to be happy. Learn to find pleasure in simple things.

* Make the best of your circumstances. Everyone has problems. The trick is to make laughter outweigh the tears.

* Don't take yourself too seriously. Don't think that somehow you should be protected from misfortunes that befall others.

* You can't please everybody. Don't let criticism worry you.

* Don't let your neighbor set your standards. Be yourself.

* Do the things you enjoy doing, but stay out of debt.


* Don't borrow trouble. Imaginary burdens are harder to bear than the actual ones.

* Hate poisons the soul, so don't carry grudges. Avoid people who make you unhappy.

* Have many interests. If you can't travel, read about new places.

* Don't hold post-mortems. Don't spend your life brooding over sorrows and mistakes.

* Do what you can for those less fortunate than yourself.

* Keep busy at something. A busy person never has time to be unhappy.

MY FRIENDS

MY FRIENDS

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to think before you speak to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to say sorry for everything
that you don't do!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to ask me for favours!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think i would not be curious to
know your new philosophy of life!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you go by what i say and do not understand
what i don't say!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that listening to your dreams
would put me to sleep!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think that seeing you in pain, would
not bring a tear to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think I do not remember the first time
we met!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't see the thousand ways I try to
make you happy!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you don't realise how your smile brightens
up my day!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you would rather keep quiet when you really
wanna talk!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you hesitate to ask me to stay back when
you think we should be together!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you take too much time to tell me what i
mean to you!

Am I Your FRIEND ???

Google Logos and it's many faces

Google Logos and it's many faces (Visual Joke)

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Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself

The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a british university.

Here it is.....

Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.


There are:

a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e.Orange


Which fruit will u choose?


Your choice reveals about u!
























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Here are the results..

a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person
who loves to eat apple

b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person
who loves to eat banana

c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a
person who loves to eat strawberry

d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person
who loves to eat peach

e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person
who loves to eat orange


PS: If u r hunting for me to Kick me.....well...I am still hunting for the person who sent me this...!